New Work Office
My company moved into a new building in Austin over the weekend. I went to use the restroom that’s in the hallway for all the business to use. The men’s restroom has 1 urinal and 1 toilet. I needed to use the toilet. I walk into the stall and see a spot on the toilet. As I got closer I saw blood splatter from the toilet leading to the wall in front of it. Fuck that. So I go to the floor below us. I’m praying the toilet doesn’t come off the wall as it’s ready to fall off. I’m so done with this building.
Here is the video of the second nipple. It came out better than the first. Also hurt more than the first.
I need a pool…
To be naked in
I’m sitting in my truck with the windows down and a bird aimed for my leg and hit it. I swear I’ve never been bad to birds.